Weirdness Spotted @...

not whilst cycling, but I see weirdness all the time.

I saw my strange Polish neighbours measuring their biceps with a tape measure and writing it down on paper.

you can see them from the kitchen window, they have no curtains.

neither did the twat who lived there before, I saw him dancing in the kitchen, on his own, full on like he was on a podium in a nightclub.
and at other times doing lines of gack, and bad efforts at karate.

Sympathise.

Bloke in the basement flat didn't shut his blinds properly one Saturday afternoon meaning everyone entering the building looked directly down on him knocking one out in front of his PC. Traumatic.

heh!

was he browsing this forum?

i live in a basement...

i live in a basement...

with your children????

oh dear! i was going to make a joke but couldn't bear to!

I saw a tramp expose himself to a load of schoolgirls at a bus stop on Holloway Road a while back. Those dudes have the best times.

IT WAS YOU!!!!!
i remember you exposing yourself to the school girls, ahh the trouble you got in for that

"Flash Harry"

is there something you'd like to tell us?

I have a problem...

Are you sure it wasn't just some hippie in the park Smeear?
Maybe it was Jordan!

Strange person (could be male or female) cycling at white city with a big pink hat and a pink umbrella....on a pinky red FGSS bike...!!
Is it one of you guys?

I saw an old woman doing a poo in the gutter in Dalston at about 3pm on a weekday afternoon.

Frankly, I sympathize, what with the erosion of public toilets.

My sympathy started to lift a little though when she picked up her doings with a bare hand, and put it in her handbag... but then again, she was at least being conscientious, which is something a lot of local dog owners could learn from.

It was a big poo.

I saw a guy with a straw hat and a Hawaiian shirt walking around playing the banjo (not busking, just walking around!) in the middle of the night round Finchley Rd. tube a couple of weeks ago.

Shit .. this has got me thinking. Does anyone remember the completely crazy black guy who used to dance and sing in the middle of the road outside the Sainsburys in Camden? I used to watch him from my bedroom window as a kid..he always wore shades so I think he may have been blind .. used to wear a black leather jacket and had short hair. Haven't seen him in ages ... this was in the late 1990's. Anyone?

I'm about to see some cunts jumping off of a bridge into stupidly shallow water.
I hope they all hurt something badly.
cunts

I once saw a guy wrestling the bald headed champ in a park in Zurich.

I'm about to see some cunts jumping off of a bridge into stupidly shallow water.
I hope they all hurt something badly.
cunts

ha, i'm assuming they're the oxford uni lot.

i'm sure mummy and daddy will pay for private medical treatment!

harsh...:P

Nah, it isn't.

rah rah rah!

Was putting up some conduit one night in York Way when a local crack whore stopped and gave me a full on old time music hall dance routine, it was quite embarassing, she just wouldn't go away, then she kept bowing and asking for a kiss, eukkkkk.

Your user name suggests that that's just an occupational hazard...

not whilst cycling, but I see weirdness all the time.

I saw my strange Polish neighbours measuring their biceps with a tape measure and writing it down on paper.

Perhaps they know our weight lifting comrade; assfuskingdisksucking?

Ha anyone met the black dwarf tramp in vauxhall? He hangs about on South Lambeth Road and will do backflips / hand springs on demand. A quid will usually do the trick. He doen't sleep though and seems to be there irrespective of the time.

The night I met my wife, I was on the verge of fucking a midget black dwarf tramp woman (I think) in a wedding dress with a traffic cone on her head and fluoro tribal markings all over her face; in the toilets; for a bet.

Yes, I was on a veritable smorgasbord of illicit substances.

The other contender was a woman who introduced herself as 'psycho-pussy',had a monobrow like a military moustache, and a very skinny gimp on a leash.

I'm so glad my wife-to-be happened to be the person I ponced a fag off before committing to such whimsical debauchery. Who knows where I've ended up in that particular parallel universe...

Right. London is a big place and lots of stuff happens. A lot of it is completely strange and as cyclists we tend to see more of it than most.

Today on the ride to work I was passing the Palace and crossing the road were three guys carrying what looked like small children. Upon further inspection quite ugly children. No. They were carrying fully animatronic Gremlin puppets like small children.

These things were around 2 feet tall with the ears and big eyes. A camera crew was trailing behind them and they started filming outside the gates.

Apparently it's the new BT viral. Their PR just emailed to harass me…

@bumpf, the 'psycho-pussy' definitely sounds the better option :)

I think I made the right choice, although I half expected it to be a mother-daughter threesome - they'd shared an 'e', we all went home together, and well, you know how the mind works on copious amounts of LSD and crack and stuff :D