Weirdness Spotted @...

not whilst cycling, but I see weirdness all the time.

I saw my strange Polish neighbours measuring their biceps with a tape measure and writing it down on paper.

you can see them from the kitchen window, they have no curtains.

neither did the twat who lived there before, I saw him dancing in the kitchen, on his own, full on like he was on a podium in a nightclub.
and at other times doing lines of gack, and bad efforts at karate.

Sympathise.

Bloke in the basement flat didn't shut his blinds properly one Saturday afternoon meaning everyone entering the building looked directly down on him knocking one out in front of his PC. Traumatic.