Numb Penis

happens to the best of us. i need a device for cycling and masturbating, like the bike dildo, but for boys. would also be useful against aggressive drivers, and stupid peds... sploush

i'm sure on another forum there was a man who had the opposite complaint, i.e every time he went cycling he got a raging stiffy.

Lycra fetish perhaps?

To be honest, when do you actually feel your willy? Some days i forget that mine is even there until I need to use it.

happens to the best of us. i need a device for cycling and masturbating, like the bike dildo, but for boys. would also be useful against aggressive drivers, and stupid peds... sploush

Like the saddle vagina?
Simply put your penis in the hole and enjoy the ride. of course it means no hiking out of the saddle.

To be honest, when do you actually feel your willy? Some days i forget that mine is even there until I need to use it.

im feeling mine now is diffucutl to typ tho

should you be doing that in a classroom pj?

holidays holidays RAHRAH two weeks RAH off to ventoux on tuesday.

75 Days holiday a year, never work in august.

only 75 days?
I have 28 weeks of holiday a year!
=196 days.
ha!

that's 'cos you're a work-shy little motherfucker with nothing better to do than onanistically peruse ebay looking for authentic hipster wank.

ha ha ha, yeah work shy ain't the word i'd use.
Thus far this year my actual holidays have been 1 week. and I'll have 5 days in summer before starting in a lab. and then not going to have christmas day off, my next holiday is easter.
Not to mention the 2 2,000 word essays a week (sounds easy, till you remember i do biochem).

• lab write ups and exam revision+ teacher training courses
  
  

Truthfully i've never had the opportunity to have as much vacation as we're supposed to have. Though I have friends who have.

hmmmm. interesting.

Thought this thread was going to be about Crshi having read its title...

to be fair i have 365 days holiday a year, so be angry at me rather than eyebrows pj

to be fair i have 365 days holiday a year, so be angry at me rather than eyebrows pj

So your numb penis has more to do with pulling the head off the Angry Anderson doll, than your dodgy saddle?

:)

Just thought I'd mention. My penis has been back in full and working order for a few days now.

We're all happy to hear about your penis.

To be honest, when do you actually feel your willy? Some days i forget that mine is even there until I need to use it.

mine thinks and talks for me

Just thought I'd mention. My penis has been back in full and working order for a few days now.

congratulations on reviving your manhood!
hopefully this means you're ready to change that avatar now...

I thought those were his moobs...

haha, either way, the job is done!
(or so he says...)

congratulations on reviving your manhood!
hopefully this means you're ready to change that avatar now...

i'm looking forward to the new avatar pic

pulling the head off the Angry Anderson doll

funnyest thing I've read this week

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKL2290323220080422