Surlyschmurly, hurly?

4 inches. blimey thats big. like i said, fun looking though. i'd like to try one and see what its all about but i get scared doing things like that as im trying to scale down the number of bike in my stable, or at least one in one out. not just add more.

You are clearly an addict. As with any addiction there are two paths which you can take.

1. Completely remove the drug / object from your life and never go back. There will be a period of weening off but this must be structured and have a definite end.

2. Except your addiction and ride it head first into oblivion.

Trying to keep your addiction at a "I can handled it" level will never work, you will just relapse and fall deeper into addiction. This is not fair on you or your friends and family.

You have to choose one of these paths, but choose wisely as there is no going back.

You know what you have to do.