Bikes in church

perhaps if we ignored the anachronism of islam being invented hundreds of years later.

after we ignored the anachronism of the bicycle not being invented yet, either.

the only people who would ride a jesus bike would be those hand-clapping christian-rock singing hipsters, though. unless he made sick titanium ones.

I think that Jesus (once he's secondly cometh) would just piggy-back a global brand in order to gain immediate access to a large market; probably American, so likely to be Specialized.

I foresee the arrival of the "New Testament Langster"...