blimey, i was just quoting a lovably shambolic cross-dresing improvisational standup comic from the 90s (whilst leaving work with a nice tea high) .
explain about mother t though please? the rest of your rant i know and love but i'm entireky ignorant on the thoughts of ol' wrinkly wimpole (although i 'm aware she was an insanely devout chatholic headcase and therefore probably terrifyingly barkingly mad).
please don't encourage him.