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@OleFix
Jesus is around, believe me. Last night i rode home from the pub, really pushing it, when I lost sight of the road and almost planted my face in a huge dogshite. I felt the spirit leave my body, and I could watch myself in some sort of tunnel vision talking hebrew to the pile of shit. Then i fell asleep.
That's when Jesus came to me and told me that he forgave me all my sins, and all my children's sins.
When I woke up I cold see His face in blood on my right elbow!
I'm a sinner, and I love it. I'll be back, Jesus, after the pub.