Bikes in church

if he did, according to that book they keep on about, he pretty much was fucked anyway.

all crucified, and that.

But he (being god and being omniscient) knew he was going to be crucified before the thought ever entered the Roman's heads. And (no small addition here) he knew he would rise from the dead anyhow a few days later and all would be fine.

And they call this a sacrifice, it's a little like me getting all magnanimous and offering to buy everyone in the pub a drink - knowing that it's a free bar that night.

Then going on about it for 2 thousand years.