Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

*I bet I can wreck one of those bikes completly by working on it for 1 week. If I have a good week I'll go for the frame braking in 2 seperate places.

Goals not that hard to achieve....

*ha! right so when we get the bike jos has to use it for work for a whole week...
if the frame breaks in 2 separate places then its shit...if it doesn't then its probably still shit but not as shit as we originally thought.

If the 'curryer' bike breaks after a week of use by a courier then we sue unipackuk.

[EDIT: Provenrad beat me to it !]