You will never take that title, never, I shit you not when I tell you that I am working on an electroluminescent rear rim, screw your hip hip sparkly rim, this bastard is basically a brilliant white light (although you can filter other colours through it) - all running off either 4 x AAA or 2 of those flat 3v cells built into the hub to reduce rotational mass.
It . . is . . . shear future slavery.
It is the most insane bike part I have ever made - or will be if it all goes ok.
i challenge thee to a duel!