Glove invention

Those EasyJet little coach things - that constantly think they're *actually *buses and are allowed to drive in bus lanes - have got a little red emergency handle by the side door.

I found out yesterday that one quick turn of it opens the passenger door, sets off an alarm and the driver has to get out of his seat to close it again.

Fcuk mindless violence, I'm getting delayed gratification through petty mindedness.

lol

Works on normal buses too - emergency stop button ;-)