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that guy is fucked in the head, that was a gorgeous frame b4 !!!

I think if i was the painter I'd've bought the bike off him and told him to go buy a london langster

If people haven't clicked that link and wonder what we're on about...

He turned this Wilier

Into this...

What a cunt.

that makes me feel ill...not in a good way.

that's some upgrade man.

this guy is watching his puppies

Awwww what a lovely picture. Dogs and automatic weapons. Doesn't get much better than that.

That's a veritable puppy massacre.

the result ticks every bingo box there is though. check out those floppy straight bars! the best part of fgg for me is the choices of background and level of photoshopping. here we have the neutral but pleasingly urban aerated concrete block wall with colour-coded paint splatters and saturation-adjusted grass. no graffiti though this time, thankfully.

the result ticks every bingo box there is though. check out those floppy straight bars! the best part of fgg for me is the choices of background and level of photoshopping. here we have the neutral but pleasingly urban aerated concrete block wall with colour-coded paint splatters and saturation-adjusted grass. no graffiti though this time, thankfully.

D'you think they played with the saturation to make their already-yellowing impractical white tyres look white again?

what, you think it gets ridden?

I prefer the look of his old cranks too. Shame someone so misguided had such a tasty frame to play with, I wish I had that luxury.

Powdercoating that frame was a terrible idea. but monochrome is as monochrome does... :-/
Also - aren't they the same cranks just with a different chainring?

In an attempt to be individual with his custom bike he has completely ruined an origional and conformed to what is now the norm. Each to there own and everything but thats a crying shame!

Also - aren't they the same cranks just with a different chainring?

think you're right actually, my bad. the old chainring was much nicer I reckon. I quite like the whole mono-chrome thing usually, but it's just too over the top here.

shouldn't this have been in the "when porn goes wrong" thread??

we should send him an e-mail and direct him to this thread!! :p

i was thinking the same...give him a chance to defend his actions

nice to see he left the clips and straps as std, do you think they may have been his inspiration for the massacre????

That Wilier paint was shit. The new saddle is an improvement. The rest is eastbound 6pm Old St.

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Southwest on the 18.20 Waterloo to Woking.
What a disaster.

We have a winner, many puppies died
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008/apr/2/Matbakerphotographer.htm

Just check out the before and after.

Oh. My. God. That's a sin...

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008/apr/3/Jquissy.htm