Today's new bicycle

i know, it's complicated being me.

i don't want to say how i tried to put the right hand crank/spider on the LEFT side the first time, before thinking, that looks a bit odd, how come all my other bikes have the chainring on the OTHER side? is this a wierd 1950s left handed path frame?

I've seen a few BMXs and fixed wheel hip hop slave freedom pass bikes with the cranks on the left. So it wasn't totally mad. Means your pedal threads are the wrong way around. I don't really get why you might do this though.