So who's actually taken a tumble in London then?

3 x car (One T-Bone, one I went straight into the back of, one rear ender whilst cycling like a moron)
1 x OTB on roundabout (cut up by a merc)
1 x duck (Quack Quack)

1 x into back of a minicab whilst cycling head's down rather than head's up
1 x goose (honk honk) in hyde part