So who's actually taken a tumble in London then?

Not in London, but 11 years ago was cycling down the A30 near Basingstoke. Woke up with two police offcers next to me and my bike sticking vertically out of a hedge! Seems an 18 year old Escort driver had driven into the back of me at about 60mph. Had taken out his front bumper and lights with my legs, smashed my back on the pillar between the bonnet and windscreen and taken out his windscreen with my head. Broke three of my teeth, nearly severed a tendon in my leg and had a stress fracture of my back. Was working as a personal injury lawyer at the time and sued the bastard...

Woah... I never ride down that road, it's bloody awful. Way too many 17-21 year olds in modded up Polos, Puntos and Golfs trying to impress their mates. Well, way too many of them in the whole of Basingstoke. London is so much better to ride in.