1. Rode into the back of a bendy bus just after rounding a corner near the Castle pub in Angel. My fault, thought I'd broken something in my foot but it was fine.
    2. U turning car sends me into the floor in the centre of the road - broken elbow, 7 months rehab - sued and won, even though the dangerous driving charges I pressed ended in nothing because the driver dodged court appearances until my other witness eventually lost interest.
    3. Crashed into the pavement twice after about 15 beers in the sun watching the tour prologue last summer. Could barely move for a week, but totally deserved it.
    4. Rode into a parked car in the middle of Elgin Avenue on the way home from the first ever West End Beers. Wasn't even that drunk but was on my shitty MTB after my bike got nicked and was hating it so much that I stopped paying attention to where I was going. Idiot.
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