Bike comradeship

Half way to work, this..

I still made it to work. Why? I guess because I have two hands.
HTFU

(This was the day I choose to remove my tools from bag because 'I just don't use them'! Cunt of a Planet!)

I know that look ! The derailiuer pivot bolt has died (?) I have a spare for free if you want (and if he mech is rescuable)

hmm just had a look through my bag to see why the fcuk its so heavy..contents as follows:

Yellow bouncy ball
Blue bouncy ball
15mm Spanner
Empty inner tube box
tea spoon (lost tyre lever)
a sock
shower in a can
a plastic bag
Usb cable
December 2007 New Scientist magazine
17p
Gore trousers
Allen keys
3 pens
A bad smell

I honestly carry a pecie of paper in my wallet with my name, blood type, the contact of g, and my farther, and a note that says "if no other will can be found this shall be my last will and testament all of my money and belongings are to be given to X to do with as she pleases. It is my wish to be cremated, and my ashes scatted in the wind. Signed X, Witnessed X"

just in case like.

yeah ping pong its in my blood... this paddle has been in the family for about........... 3weeks.

we are a nation

in addition, for longer trips:
....
bag of flour
....

I also carry a bag of flour at all times incase I need to disguise myself as a member Fields of the Nephilim in an emergency.

fuckin' scarecrow goth music.

i never leave home without the following:

'biscuits brown'..

I used to sing a song about Biscuits Brown and their comrade Biscuits Fruit:

"Biscuits Brown gonna make you frown, Biscuits Fruit gonna make you shoot your spermmmmm (the last bit drops a couple of notes)

i DO think that having secret stash's of pacthes etc is a good idea. However, with 1,000 members or whatever it is there could be rogue elements floating about. Maybe something to discuss at regional beer meets to get locations sorted in your area?

It's all a bit formal, I like it

I like to carry a crank puller with me whenever I am out on the bike. Just a compact one

hmm just had a look through my bag to see why the fcuk its so heavy..contents as follows:

Yellow bouncy ball
Blue bouncy ball
15mm Spanner
Empty inner tube box
** tea spoon (lost tyre lever)**
a sock
shower in a can
a plastic bag
Usb cable
December 2007 New Scientist magazine
17p
Gore trousers
Allen keys
3 pens
A bad smell

hell yes. good for scooping, stirring and tyres. a plastic bag and two elastic bands for saddle protection in drizzle.

on the topic i saw a dude the other morn with a flat on his little dahon, i pulled up and donated my slime patches to help him get under way. plus yesterday i could have bagged a nice shiny new nokia but i asked the folks in the car next to it if it was theirs and they were muchos grateful. just need a third good deed this week and i'll be set. :D

I like to carry a crank puller with me whenever I am out on the bike. Just a compact one

Is that the BLB crank puller ?

i DO think that having secret stash's of pacthes etc is a good idea. However, with 1,000 members or whatever it is there could be rogue elements floating about. Maybe something to discuss at regional beer meets to get locations sorted in your area?

It's all a bit formal, I like it

Not sure that people are going to go out of their way to steal puncture patches, but you never know...

you might, sano, take them home and use them as a blanket.

fuckin' scarecrow goth music.

Amen to that.

Found a condom in the corner of my bag, the triumph of hope over experience methinks........

Whilst riding my bike, I just carry on regardless.

I never get flat tyres and if I break something it is usually irreparable.

i never leave home without the following:

urine purifier and shit sieve so i can recycle both.
'biscuits brown'.
Shit sieve would be superfluous once biscuits brown eaten. Those things are designed to stop you up for days.

Found a condom in the corner of my bag, the triumph of hope over experience methinks........

used?

"just popping to the shops love."

funny ^

"I may be some time"

the killers black knife with the hook at the end, what is for to use as a lever to change the tires, no?

Gloves (only in winter)
rain jacket (is shit and only works for very light showers, also is good for the wind)
puncture kit
pump
mini tool with screw drivers and most comun allen
plastic bags (you never know)