London Bike Polo

Poles are generally quite cheap
A bottle of vodka and a pack of fags is usually enough
If you've got nice legs it won't harm to show them off to lure the Poles in - make sure you have vodka ready.
We don't like abuse either though...

I've seen them for 50 cents, or a dollar, shipping is the concern, i will check when the freak snow storm is over.