West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

mate - please don't use Fuckstons - just on point of general fucking principle. seriously. don't. take a stand.

• 1, they'll charge you a fortune. Ponce around in pink suits and gelled hair and generally fcuk up anything they touch. Plus they'll screw your tenants and get things wrong. They told tenants of mine once that all the fixtures and fittings in the flat (books, pictures, records) came with the house, so tenants refused to pay the second months rent once they realised they weren't. Twunts.
  

don't break all the blades prav, we need them to bed in murtles forks ;)

anyone gotta pipe cutter??? save prav from wrecking his bars :)

may well be buying some new pipe cutters before the day is through so prav do hold off til i arrive just in case. the blade on pipe cutters is finally too blunt to fuck

you could get it sharpened?

you could get it sharpened?

life's too short

that's exactly the sort of disposability culture we should be fighting!

for shame, Jonny.

the blade on pipe cutters is finally too blunt to fuck

In my younger, wilder days one of my mates used to go out of an evening with the intention of getting too drunk to fuck. Not that he had much chance anyway, but he always used to tell us. I think he had some issues.

On that note, I don't think I'll be joining you this evening gents. On this rare and unwelcome occasion, I have gf duties.

In my younger, wilder days one of my mates used to go out of an evening with the intention of getting too drunk to fuck. Not that he had much chance anyway, but he always used to tell us. I think he had some issues.

On that note, I don't think I'll be joining you this evening gents. On this rare and unwelcome occasion, I have gf duties.
Dead Kennedys fan?

Dead Kennedys fan?

ever since my holiday in cambodia

ever since my holiday in cambodia
I thought it was a Mission to Burma?

mouse £££'s or i'm cutting all the spokes in your wheel ;)

mouse £££'s or i'm cutting all the spokes in your wheel ;)
You will be paid in burgers.

You will be paid in burgers.
woohoo!!

NOTICE: food at the ship is of unconfirmed quality and taste.
That is all. :-P

• 1, they'll charge you a fortune. Ponce around in pink suits and gelled hair and generally fcuk up anything they touch. Plus they'll screw your tenants and get things wrong. They told tenants of mine once that all the fixtures and fittings in the flat (books, pictures, records) came with the house, so tenants refused to pay the second months rent once they realised they weren't. Twunts.
  
  

A friend rented a flat through Foxtons; they never checked the tenants references. Said tenants blocked the lavatory deliberately caused major damage called environmental health and never paid any rent. Took a year to get them out through the courts.

foxton's estate agent? kill yourself.

seriously.

YouTube - Bill Hicks on Marketing

NOTICE: food at the ship is of unconfirmed quality and taste.
That is all. :-P

That's not true.

it's utterly rank. deep-fried roast potatoes, that kind of thing.

foxton's estate agent? kill yourself.

seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo

The irony here being that Mouse does in fact work in advertising.

The irony here being that Mouse does in fact work in advertising.
And thankyou Nimhbus for highlighting said irony.

Bill Hicks makes me feel bad. I like Bill Hicks. But I also like myself.

Going to have to bail on tonight. I appear to have a cold virus that has other plans for me.

right, where is this boozer, gots to get going

Great to see everyone again, sorry I had to make a dash early - we've got a new puppy and my wife needed a break from it!

good work people. Once we can feel our hands outside, that place will be perfect for outdoor monopolisation and Thamesian sunsets.

Cheers for the dink/backie Mouse!!!

And thankyou Nimhbus for highlighting said irony.

Bill Hicks makes me feel bad. I like Bill Hicks. But I also like myself.

i'm sure you're one of the good ones.