London Bike Polo

Poles are generally quite cheap
A bottle of vodka and a pack of fags is usually enough
If you've got nice legs it won't harm to show them off to lure the Poles in - make sure you have vodka ready.
We don't like abuse either though...
need to try that sometime ;)

janky james has a bamboo pole on his mallet, or is it rakan (bamboo-esk, not the person)