London Bike Polo

Poles, poles! We need poles! How much will they be?

Don't think bamboo will hold up to the abuse - give it a try though

Poles are generally quite cheap
A bottle of vodka and a pack of fags is usually enough
If you've got nice legs it won't harm to show them off to lure the Poles in - make sure you have vodka ready.
We don't like abuse either though...