Youts on scooters

i thought it was the noise that was made when you got velcro stuck on your pubes and you tried to pull it off too quickly

I always think that's more of a "bruup", but maybe I've got denser pubes than you.

I agree. I know I should'nt as that makes me as bad as them if I fight back, but fuck it you have to stand up and fight for some things. Touch wood on the mild mannered streets of Cambridge I havent been attacked or robbed (maybe as I am a 17 stone 6'3 skin head), but lets face it these attacks seem to be pretty indescripnate so keep an MTB handy to throw at their heads when they try to run you down and nick your ride.

how does standing up for yourself make you as bad as people trying to take advantage of you?

or when you unload a stiff long log...........sideways

Bletchley's not MK. Are you trying to down-market yourself or something?

sorry to be a boring cunt, but it is, technically, part of MK. Perhaps you're mixing Bletchley up with Newport Pagnell, which, although part of MK to most residents, isn't actually in the city boundary.

I feel we're all getting a bit sidetracked.

sorry to be a boring cunt.

Sooooo, back on to twats robbing people, whilst riding on scooters... where will all end eh?

i say tear the little bastards a new arsehole!
the police won't do anything, their parents won't do anything, the council won't do anything, gordon won't do anything.
the only people who care about this are the victims. you've gotta solve the problem yourself, no one is going to do it for you!
burn their shitty scooters to the ground!!!!

this is why we should all start carrying fire arms.

this is why we should all start carrying fire arms.

No need for fire arms, Sugar in the little shits gas tanks when they is parked up outside their tower block, school, parol office, Nanns house, tesco, or where ever the youts of today hang out. And a banana up the tail pipe for good measure.
Then they are'nt going to be able to chase you down...

No need for fire arms, Sugar in the little shits gas tanks when they is parked up outside their tower block, school, parol office, Nanns house, tesco, or where ever the youts of today hang out. And a banana up the tail pipe for good measure.
Then they are'nt going to be able to chase you down...

right stop robbing me for a second so i can sugar your gas tank...

OR

Bang Bang, and on with your day.

Carry a spare mountainbike around with you. Either throw it in self defence, or use it as a decoy.

or get some Blast Knuckles (tm):

http://www.kingofswords.com/product_info.php/cPath/68_334/products_id/12596

and smack the fuckers with some high voltage poetic justice!

right stop robbing me for a second so i can sugar your gas tank...

OR

Bang Bang, and on with your day.

Ok I agree the Bang Bang on with my day does sound like a good option.
Or can we maybe reach happy medium?

well you could get a small gun, that sounds like middle ground to me, something semi automatic i think

Milton Keynes has produced some of the better snowboarders the UK has - snowdome and the station that has been turned over to a designated skate area means that there are alternative options for the yoot than riding round on scooters.

Still, the 'Theatre District' is a deeply misleading, marketing led name. Don't be fooled.

MK: it ain't bad, but it ain't great.

Like this?

seems right for you.

Mini u-lock = back pocket.

All these muggings on bikes are worrying me :-/ I guess we have to look confident and ride swiftly.

I think this may be a more suitable "personal defense" item for the back pocket - Gets nasty, get down to business!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&eurl=http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/

This is more like it:

Takes out Scooter jockeys, scooters, landrovers, humvees, APC's.

i thought it's when chav/gangsta kids do the pistol thing with their hands (imagine charlie's angels). when they point their imaginary gun at you (sideways of course), they go "braap braap" innit...cos "bang bang" is not hip(hop)

I disagree:
YouTube - Isenseven - Isen7 BangBang Teaser August

great great snowboard film

i thought it's when chav/gangsta kids do the pistol thing with their hands (imagine charlie's angels). when they point their imaginary gun at you (sideways of course), they go "braap braap" innit...cos "bang bang" is not hip(hop)

the ones in my hometown of basingstoke make this weird "drut drut" noise as well.

i've never heard a gun make that noise.