What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Now I'm concerned I might be a fakenger. Whilst riding my bike to the shops earlier I rolled my jeans up so they wouldn't get caught in the chain. Luckily I was wearing my nike rather than converse (didn't want wet feet) and put my beer in the back pockets of my jacket rather than in a bag. I was however wearing my cycling cap.

Being overly concerned you might be a fakenger means you are one.

A valid point from fc9k... But are'nt we all fakengers?

If you have a courier bag and ride a fixed wheel, are'nt you a fakenger? So I think that is about 90% of us...