J4mmd can we get a one to two liner explaining the rules of each?
- Handicap sprints w/ flying laps: only crippled riders with the ability to fly need apply - Christopher Reeve always tended to clean up in this discipline.
- Unknown distance: always further than you feel like riding.
- Hare and hounds: since the supposed restrictions on fox hunting, the blood-thirsty toffs chase trackies instead; first rider to get caught is torn apart, and his blood is smeared on the winning rider's face.
- Handicap sprints w/ flying laps: only crippled riders with the ability to fly need apply - Christopher Reeve always tended to clean up in this discipline.
- Unknown distance: always further than you feel like riding.
- Hare and hounds: since the supposed restrictions on fox hunting, the blood-thirsty toffs chase trackies instead; first rider to get caught is torn apart, and his blood is smeared on the winning rider's face.