Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

wheels
Risers on a track frame - Are you fucking mad you have ruined that frame, it should have drops.
Ok lets change to drops - Drops on that frame riding around London, do you even ever use the drops ?
Yes I use the drops - Well by rights that machine should be on the track, you do ride it on the track don't you?
Er, no, I don't - That's a fucking shame, that is such a waste.

Etc etc.

Quote of the year. Wheels are you coming to the party tomorrow? I'd like to buy you a beer.