Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

danger joel . . . . it doesnt matter what he puts on the frame or what it looks like, you guys seem to take pleasure in ridiculing hipster sterotypes but then take equal pleasure in laughing at anyone who cant be asked to put all njs components on a keirin bike or whatever.

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I doubt there is any bike you could build up that wouldn't fall foul of the numerous and tedious Do's and Dont's around these parts.

Risers on a track frame - Are you fucking mad you have ruined that frame, it should have drops.
Ok lets change to drops - Drops on that frame riding around London, do you even ever use the drops ?
Yes I use the drops - Well by rights that machine should be on the track, you do ride it on the track don't you?
Er, no, I don't - That's a fucking shame, that is such a waste.

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