Free Air

I have discovered that there is a pocket of free air behind the water in your toilet, as far as I know the government are unaware of this so are unlikely to tax it's use.

I have already had half mine, although I caught a couple of bum biscuits on the way up :( - I encourage everyone to suck.

Useful in a fire when there's smoke in the room. Who'd do this in the heat of the moment though?

Be full of ass gas though.

Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982

What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

I think I'd rather take my chances with whatever was stopping me breathing the ordinary air, it's far from being a "fresh air source" unless he's developed some sort of filter.

why am I even thinking about this..

|³|MA3K Be full of ass gas though.

FREE ass gas, don't you get it ? I am talking about free air/gas, a potentially limitless source of untaxable bum air.

RPM I think I'd rather take my chances with whatever was stopping me breathing the ordinary air, it's far from being a "fresh air source" unless he's developed some sort of filter.

why am I even thinking about this..

RPM, you are all talk and no walk, get your head down and drink in that rich latrine vapour.

andrewleitch86 Useful in a fire when there's smoke in the room. Who'd do this in the heat of the moment though?

Why wait for a fire ?

OK, I take back what I just said in the invisible/blind spot thread – Wheels is clearly insane...

wheels you need something to do with your time, i think making fliers for stolen bike london, and handing them out would be a good use of it.

Sano OK, I take back what I just said in the invisible/blind spot thread – Wheels is clearly insane...

Drink in that free turd breeze and then try and say that - you will soon be one of 'us'.

chris crash wheels you need something to do with your time, i think making fliers for stolen bike london, and handing them out would be a good use of it.

I have no hands to speak of.

if your girl thought the "truck" set up was weird, i wonder what she thought when she went into the toilet, and saw the hose sticking out of the loo.

|³|MA3K Be full of ass gas though.

Ass hash

chris crash if your girl thought the "truck" set up was weird, i wonder what she thought when she went into the toilet, and saw the hose sticking out of the loo.

She 'knows', she is one of 'us' - she has been sucking 'batty clouds' for years.

i dont want to know about your sex life

chris crash i dont want to know about your sex life

I am all scar tissue downstairs since the accident, it's a real full english with bacon down there, no real use except for keeping the door ajar when I have my hands full of shopping.