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@BringMeMyFix
I wrote a short story about someone called Craig David who shared the 'singer's' proclivity for referring to himself only in the 3rd person.
(translated: BringMeMyFix wrote a short story about someone called Craig David who shared Craig David's proclivity for referring to Craig David only in the 3rd person)
Then BringMeMyFix discovered that Craig David shares BringMeMyFix's birthday, which made BringMeMyFix very unhappy, as previously BringMeMyFix had only been aware of Tammy Wynette, Michael Palin, and Karl Marx sharing BringMeMyFix's birthday. Craig David says, 'Bo', and BringMeMyFix says, 'rot in hell you birthday tainting piece of shit-stained limescale from an R 'n' B toilet bowl'.