Stolen Vivalo Black with Rainbow Sparkles

pj (pj) i want a lock that sprays acid in the thief's face.

i really do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whm9H415AQ8&feature=related

i'd like to see him steal my bike WITH NO FUCKING FACE.

In fact, i'd let him STEAL my bike if that could really happen. then calmly pick it up afterwards.

^ ^ pj playing hide and seek at work with a fellow employee :) ^ ^