9yo Schoolgirl Shannon Mathews Found Alive!

Posted on Fri 14th, March 2008

• #1

Pistanator

When the police found her, her first words were " have Newcastle won yet" the copper said "Fuck off youve only been missing a month"

Don't worry, I know where the door is!

She has been found though....
• #2

hael

lol
• #3

big_mummy_smeear

who is she?
• #4

fatbloke

But does she ride fixed?
• #5

chris_crash

is this the McCanns other daughter?
• #6

pj_(pj)

oh great, i can get on with my life, everything was on hold for a minute.
• #7

wheels

Very good news indeed.

It's pretty rare that they ever find these abductees, or if they do find them - they tend to be in a non-tax paying condition.
• #8

nimhbus

i'm sorry, i thought this was a cycling forum for hipsters

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