Richard Ballatine in his awesome book from the 70s has a brilliant section on dogs. He evidently is more of a cat-person. Its in a bit where he deals briefly with hazards of the road for cyclists. Then he hads a section on dogs thats PAGES long. He starts by saying the English may be offended by what he's about to tell: How To Kill A Dog. He mentions the famous grab front legs and separate the ribcage. Then he goes on to say the BEST way is to ram your forearm down its throat - 'better your arm gets bitten than your throat' - and subsequently choke it to death. Nice.
Richard Ballatine in his awesome book from the 70s has a brilliant section on dogs. He evidently is more of a cat-person. Its in a bit where he deals briefly with hazards of the road for cyclists. Then he hads a section on dogs thats PAGES long. He starts by saying the English may be offended by what he's about to tell: How To Kill A Dog. He mentions the famous grab front legs and separate the ribcage. Then he goes on to say the BEST way is to ram your forearm down its throat - 'better your arm gets bitten than your throat' - and subsequently choke it to death. Nice.