Aren't you a vegan? Would be kind of ironic if you ended up being eaten by something else. I mean, not only would it fucking hurt, and possibly kill you, but it would just be against all your principles.
Perhaps you should have dismounted, calmly explained to the dog that meat - including your legs - is murder, and invited him to change his carnivorous ways?
Aren't you a vegan? Would be kind of ironic if you ended up being eaten by something else. I mean, not only would it fucking hurt, and possibly kill you, but it would just be against all your principles.
Perhaps you should have dismounted, calmly explained to the dog that meat - including your legs - is murder, and invited him to change his carnivorous ways?