Names and faces to bikes

Velocipede [quote]* slaytanic1* Officer, officer, my bike has just been stolen!

• Officer* What colour was it son?

• Slaytanic1* Ehhhh......Pink, white, dark blue, light blue, brown, red - well more burgundy really - black,lime, light green, dark green, white, and yellow. Mostly pink though.
  Ohhh and white grips and back wheel. and black saddle and front wheel... i think.
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Why would they steal my bike from Slaytanic1?!! ;-)
Or is he just pretending it was my bike he was riding! ha ha!
He did actually have a go on it recently...never again as you've jinxed it!