Not a Good Morning

the-smiling-buddha
aim behind them & don't shout - I forgot this last summer and had an hysterical slow motion crash where I landed on some chick at five miles per hour in the middle of an empty road - she went one way then the other then the other all the time whilst I skidded and skidded and skidded - it was more like mounted her than ran her down - hence the rapist comment ..BLUSH

That's the funniest thing. I've done exactly the same before... and it's just hilarious remembering it... pretty much precisely as you've described it.