Life of a Messenger

trampsparadise [quote]pj life of a messenger:
get up, check dreadlocks in cracked mirror, apply beeswax, reshave undercut
listen to back to the planet cds to get in the mood
carefully colour co-ordinate outfit, black tshirt, black 3/4 length trousery combo, black socks, black shoes
doodle design for new tattoo on back of alleycat flyer
check alignment of spokecards; buff up 'one less car' sticker
apply dense layering of patuli oil
ride out, wage war on traffic; earn a crust (literally, a crust)
sneer dismissively at anyone not sharing unique proletariat values

That's sooo 5 years ago![/quote]

er... (pauses, looks around the streets of soho)

not if you're a messenger.