Trixie Chix

There's only two shows that would be flexible enough in format to allow them on aren't there:

Plus Size Girl

Documentary series in which two of the UK's top model scouts, Becky Southwick and Jody Furlong, compete to find new talent. They are on the look out for plus-size supermodels for Hughes Models, Europe's leading plus-size agency. The agency wants to sign someone between a size 14 and 18, but will the scouts find anyone up to their world-class standards?

Lily Allen and Friends

Aided by her online network of friends, Lily Allen hosts a mixture of music and chat, joined by two celebrities and someone made famous on the internet. She chats to Louis Walsh and The Charlatans provide some music. Viewers can get involved via Lily's website by sending in questions, videos and voting for one of the bands who appear on the show.

Everything else just wouldn't work... dog training? nope. Las Vegas? nope. Two Packets of Lager? nope. Bizarre ER? nope.

I find it hard to imagine it's either of those though.

But as the star of the show is a girl... it's got to be Lily Allen hasn't it?