All Roads to Cornwall Are Jammed

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/02/28/corwall.cocaine/index.html

"Investigating police say there is not yet any idea as to the origins of the drugs. They ask that anyone finding similar packages should not touch them but should call the police as a matter of urgency."
Ha! Yeah, right...
Mental story! :)

What could you do except hand it in though?

I can think of several ways that keeping one of those could go very wrong...

Man those cornish.
One month they get motorbikes and household goods, the next, this.
I think someone's wish went wrong.

Sparky What could you do except hand it in though?

I can think of several ways that keeping one of those could go very wrong...

Could make a good film though. Some guy driving all over the uk trying to off load a massive thing of cocaine.

Sparky

I can think of several ways that keeping one of those could go very wrong...

Remember that Fast Show sketch [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBccqoJ2LDs"]YouTube
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I love the couple at the table gurning

they washed up on my friends local beach lol

cornwall is crazy

but the shit we put in the sea is even crazier

i like what the guardian said

"Another Lizard local, Tony Muller, 65, who saw the package, said: "It's like a film script really. The package would be worth around a million and half pounds I'm told, and it must belong to a very angry man in Colombia."

'Bales of cocaine fallin' from a flyin' plane, I dunno who done dropped 'em but I thank 'em just the same'..

one of my old flatmates worked on survivor in panama said it was very common for bails of cocaine to wash up on the island
he was very happy about this...

runs for first train to cornwall

hippy runs for first train to cornwall

fuck yeah, there's some wierd shit going on in my head right now...

Beachcombing isn't that weird..

"We ain't found shit!"

One of my all-time favourite movie lines.

...can I get down there before dark?
...will the roads really be blocked?
...what if Hippy's left already?

FIFTY KILOGRAMS!!!

Right Richie, calm yourself, think logically.

I'm on the train, posting from my Crackberry.. too slow biiatch! (I'll share if you help me carry it ;))

You mean we're coming back?

I'd be happy eating pasties, drinking cider and doing Scarface impressions for the rest of my life.

I didn't think about that.. hmm.. I'd have to buy a tractor..