Best thing said to you on a bike

There is some guy I have seen riding through Lewisham at about 07:40 a few times on a mbt with what seem like small 12" plastic dustbin lids mounted over each grip on the handlebars loads of mirrors some random plastic containers strapped to his rack. Bike must weigh a ton.

Sounds like a trendsetter?

I've actually got some gnarly old MX goggles with hologram monster eyes. And some of the ones with tear-offs I actually think it would be funny as hell to go through a few on my morning commute up Southampton Row.

Actually, I do often wonder how come other riders don't wear glasses always, I mean like the one time I didn't wear glasses, about a year ago, I got stuck behind this truck carrying wood chippings and they all got in my eye...