Best thing said to you on a bike

bikenut when taking my bike in through the reception at work some fat lardy arsed manager thinking he was being amusing saying ' get off and milk it' , Ha fcking ha! he has to get the lift up to the 1st floor cause he's too lazy to walk, too much fcking red wine and resturant food.

Allow me to shed some light. I think he may have been referring to a famous (if you're over 35) quote that John Wayne was alleged to have said in one of his Westerns but apparently never did:

"Get off your horse and drink your milk." — a character played by John Wayne in one of his root'n, toot'n, shoot'n, yarns

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