Best thing said to you on a bike

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I caught up to them at the next traffic lights, noticed their window was wound down still, so I said in a jovial manner "well yes, actually I'm very well thank you, and yourself?" and casually cycled on to much honking and engine revving, so much in fact that the car in front got scared and almost pulled across my path.

pillocks.

Taser gun moment. "zssssst zsssst"