Best thing said to you on a bike

ads I just had one today, cycling down Park Lane about to go right (in the right lane), a bloke (looks like borat) leans out the window of his van and shouts "this is right that is left" (in borats voice).

I give him the finger as he was being a nob. The guys then slams on his brakes and trys to pull in front of me. A load of 4X4 them start hooting him as he messing up the traffic flow, by which stage I had passed him, and he revs up and zooms past me again, then tries to spit on me but instead it blows back into his face. Such rage, amazing.

That's weird, yesterday I was waiting at traffic lights, heard an engine rev behind me, was 2 likely-looking lads in an old golf. didn't think anything of it until the lights went green, at which point they pulled in really close as i was setting off, wound down the window and shouted Y'AALRIGHT into my ear, obv an attempt to scare me off the road or something.

I caught up to them at the next traffic lights, noticed their window was wound down still, so I said in a jovial manner "well yes, actually I'm very well thank you, and yourself?" and casually cycled on to much honking and engine revving, so much in fact that the car in front got scared and almost pulled across my path.

pillocks.