Your Fixie...

Your Graffiti Skills Makes
You Look Like Twat

Hippy Is Fat

3 posts - do I win a prize?

the word 'fixie' makes you look like a cunt.

My fat makes me look fat!

Where was this?

I am fat... but not because of my fixie :)

i hate the term fixie... fuck

CHUG_IT i hate the term fixie... fuck

+1, cannot stand the word

+2 its a shitty term.
Who is doing this???

lets put the word 'fixie' in the taboo bin...

photoben Where was this?

it's stencilled all over the streets in SanFran.

What's wrong with being fat?

Vinz What's wrong with being fat?

Yeah good point.

Vinz What's wrong with being fat?

it takes a lot of flour to find the wetspot ;)

Vinz What's wrong with being fat?

Just ask the NHS.

Sorry for getting political everyone.

Your Fixie makes you look Phat.

Yr Phixie makes U luk Phat.

photoben [quote]Vinz What's wrong with being fat?

Just ask the NHS.

Sorry for getting political everyone.[/quote]

Sorry I forgot fat people don't pay National Insurance.

slamm [quote]photoben Where was this?

it's stencilled all over the streets in SanFran.[/quote]
So's the phrase 'Penguin Loves Chowder' and that makes little to no sense, either.

I was waiting at a red light the other day (in SF, trackstanding like the ponce I am), when some 40-something moron with Cippolini-style Oakleys - on his forehead, of course - started saying, just loud enough so that I'd hear it but not loud enough to look like a ranting crackhead, 'Fixes SUCK! Fixies SUCK, man, they SUCK!'.

If I didn't have somewhere I needed to be, I'd have gotten off my bike and tried to engage this perma-tanned, stonewash-bootcut jean-wearing, middle-management cocksucker in a polite conversation about if he somehow felt validated by voicing his opinions in such a cowardly fashion and if he had entertained the notion that, perhaps, being a sad cnut that cares about the type of bike a total stranger rides also 'sucks' a tad.

However, I was late to meet some friends for a 56-mile jaunt around Marin County, so I just pedalled off into the sunshine and allowed him to go to whichever bar he was meeting his friends at and tell them how he just 'told that stupid fixie rider what's up!'. YEEEEAAAAHH! HIGH FIVE, DUDE!

Sorry, just wanted to get that off my chest.

I hope you left him eating your dust at the lights....

allowed him to go to whichever bar he was meeting his friends at and tell them how he just 'told that stupid fixie rider what's up!'. YEEEEAAAAHH! HIGH FIVE, DUDE!
a simple stabbing would have stop that.

turpe ... I was late to meet some friends for a 56-mile jaunt around Marin County, so I just pedalled off into the sunshine...

You suck man.. :-P

aidan allowed him to go to whichever bar he was meeting his friends at and tell them how he just 'told that stupid fixie rider what's up!'. YEEEEAAAAHH! HIGH FIVE, DUDE!
a simple stabbing would have stop that.

You forget Aidan, he's not in London!

Vinz [quote]aidan allowed him to go to whichever bar he was meeting his friends at and tell them how he just 'told that stupid fixie rider what's up!'. YEEEEAAAAHH! HIGH FIVE, DUDE!
a simple stabbing would have stop that.

You forget Aidan, he's not in London![/quote]
ohh...yeah sorry.