One Thing One Each... Things You Hate. Lets Built the Hate!

I hate that retarded f'ckin type treatment on that Nestle packet

furious tiles [quote]Superprecise wasting time.

I now you don't know me but I know you and the fact that I answer questions from you pretty much every other day for you to then post the same question on here within half an hour or vice versa means i find your "I hate" a bit rich.[/quote]

wtf? maybe my comment was supposed to be a bit ironic given the context? let me guess, you work in a bike shop on holloway road?! Am i supposed to be intrigued?

Superprecise [quote]furious tiles [quote]Superprecise wasting time.

I now you don't know me but I know you and the fact that I answer questions from you pretty much every other day for you to then post the same question on here within half an hour or vice versa means i find your "I hate" a bit rich.[/quote]
wtf? maybe my comment was supposed to be a bit ironic given the context? let me guess, you work in a bike shop on holloway road?! Am i supposed to be intrigued?[/quote]

Oooh... the plot thickens!

This is way better than Days of Our Lives.

paul74 I hate the girl next to me at work and she hates me far more to the point that today she has built a wall between us out of a cornflake packet. she is behind it.

I think you should read the back of the packet! I think she likes you really ;-)

Drunk E-Baying- sometimes inspired sometimes downright stupidity...bit like get a Doner Kebab.. I did both last night..

I hate this;

http://artnews.info/gallery.php?i=882&exi=9391

The piece of 'art' by Waldemeyer is called 'Joyrider'. I have the press release in front of me as I type, it makes me want to chuck.
If more than three people want to read it, I'll clutch my stomach, and type it up.
Even the angle of the saddle makes me queasy.

The ICA and Veuve Clicquot commissioned six high profile designers: Jordi Canudas; Tom Dixon; Martino Gamper; Mater; Timorous Beasties and Moritz Waldemeyer to respond to the signature Veuve Clicquot yellow colour and create their own unique ‘treasured possession’. The results will be exhibited under the group title of One Object, One Lifetime during the Veuve Clicquot sponsored champagne reception.

cocksuckers

there are people living in shop doorways in this country, and these bedwetters are painting things yellow in aid of an exclusive brand so they can mince around an art gallery looking smug.

Both the desk girl and the bike shop is a kind of playground sparring I reckon! You get the idea - she hits you cos she fancies you. Bless.

I hate that I wanted to go to fucked uo but I didn't cos it was in Whoreditch... I live near but I can't stand it.
I saw them a wee while ago at that excellent place in Stockwell. Much better.

I say you take a pen (I have handely labelled these for reference) or Large white plate (also labelled for reference) and throw it at the cereal box causeing the cereal to spill all over her desk.
Thats what I would do, although I am a petty child whoes spends their working days anotating pictures in paint for my own ammusement..

Why does she hate you that much that she wants to build a cereal box fortress to keep you out?

coz she's a fat lesbian!!!!!!!!

wolflore [quote]paul74 I hate the girl next to me at work and she hates me far more to the point that today she has built a wall between us out of a cornflake packet. she is behind it.

I think you should read the back of the packet! I think she likes you really ;-)[/quote]

@ Wolflore - hahaha... that made me laugh out loud.

She hates me as we had a drunken moment at Christmas - yes I actually did the office fling (dick) - and as I didn't want to take it further I am now on the receiving end of drunken texts and phone calls of undying love. Well I was. Luckily now its just turned into cereal wallls.

paul74

She hates me as we had a drunken moment at Christmas - yes I actually did the office fling (dick) - and as I didn't want to take it further I am now on the receiving end of drunken texts and phone calls of undying love. Well I was. Luckily now its just turned into cereal wallls.

This is awesome - way better than Jeremy Kyle. We need a picture of the girl. Is the Nestle-wall still there? Can you surreptitiously photograph around it?

as an avid voyeur i too am extremely curious...

this is brilliant...who needs tv!?
what will happen next in the beef between furious tiles and superprecise..
what does pauls work mate look like? is he ignoring her because shes ugly...or maybe its his long lost sister..
find out in the next exciting episode of Londonfgss.

fatbloke [quote]paul74

She hates me as we had a drunken moment at Christmas - yes I actually did the office fling (dick) - and as I didn't want to take it further I am now on the receiving end of drunken texts and phone calls of undying love. Well I was. Luckily now its just turned into cereal wallls.

This is awesome - way better than Jeremy Kyle. We need a picture of the girl. Is the Nestle-wall still there? Can you surreptitiously photograph around it?[/quote]

I love this story albeit terrorising for you! Shitting where you eat at its most extreme, everytime you sit at your desk you get a reminder of that drunken mistake. Go on get a photo of her and we can try and guess how many pints you must have had!!!

This is turning in to a good thread. With neighbours moving to channel five (cant get channel five at mine for some reason. Not that i am ever home in time to watch it any way) I need a new soap to interest me I think Paul74 and his colleague loving ways may just grab my interest...

Can we get a full pick of collegue? Is she a rutter? That ring on her finger does look quite big and manley?

dogsballs coz she's a fat lesbian!!!!!!!!

Is Dogs balls right?

http://threespeech.com/blog/?p=831#more-831

tommid
quite big and manley?

Maybe Paul's 'mistake' is bigger than he's letting on...

fatbloke [quote]tommid
quite big and manley?

Maybe Paul's 'mistake' is bigger than he's letting on...[/quote]

haha... it wasn't that bad.

Just checked the pix. Not bad. I would.

paul74 http://threespeech.com/blog/?p=831#more-831

She's Nice. Good skills that man...
So is she as true mental (may not need to ask that question as she makes fortifications out of cereal boxes) with the love messages? Doesnt look it (but then in my experience they never do... Had a real mental once that stalked me for a year after and she is a very well respected well known BBC London journalist)...

her? :)

fatbloke Just checked the pix. Not bad. I would.

Me too. better than the slim pickings in my office (my lovely GF who sits the otherside of the office excluded)..

tommid [quote]paul74 http://threespeech.com/blog/?p=831#more-831

She's Nice. Good skills that man...
So is she as true mental (may not need to ask that question as she makes fortifications out of cereal boxes) with the love messages? Doesnt look it (but then in my experience they never do... Had a real mental once that stalked me for a year after and she is a very well respected well known BBC London journalist)...[/quote]
who who who!

the mentalist love messages generally came after drinking so to be fair to her they probably weren't that thought out.

i always wondered why on earth people went on jeremy kyle and here i am living the dream.

who was the journalist? i had one of those too. she was a sunday times journalist. she told me that people never called her after they had visited - i promised i would. never did. bad.