Moving to London

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Things to remember about london:
Smeear makes hats, Scott makes bags don't get confused or you will end up with a really big hat or really small bag.
Dale is the one in the mankini, and Emilié is the one in the knickers again disastrous results if you confuse them.
keep your fingers away from Hippy's mouth
there is a number of pints where Pikey Wane changes form a hilarious drunk messenger to one of the most powerful destructive forces known to man, the number changes, but keep track of it (was anyone else at bloody mary's birthday party).
Jos and Roberto have lots of shiny bike things for sale
you will need to dedicate at least 3 days a week to bike events, these are thursday westend beers, friday drinks at the snow, and sunday polo, this is your minimum commitment.
and ride on the left.

That's one of the most concise descriptions that I've heard of the London scene thus far.
Well Done.