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  • lpg F: throw mountain bike at his head

    the only logical way to solve a dispute.

  • turpe Slash tires.

    He may know it was you, but can he prove it? Also, if he's that much of a dick, there's probably a dozen people that would want to damage his property, so he may never suspect you.
    Slash face with stanley knife, stick said stanley knife in one eye twist then crouch down next to him and say "....if i see you driving like a cunt again, ill be back for the other eye..

  • Behead all of his family, leaving only his pets so as not to offend your vegan sensibilities.

  • Get me his sister.

  • had a nice conversation with mister frat boy, he saw me cleaning, and oiling my chain and actually came up and apologized "i thought it would be funny, but you probably didn't know what i was doing, and it was a bit dangerous" his girl/ sister was standing by watching so she probably whipped him into it, but i explained that if some one didn't have experience cycling in traffic they could have freaked out and been killed. and told him about friends i have who have been hurt. all with out any violence.

    i might have to let this one drop...

    or i could infest his house with bed bugs... where can i get bed bugs, with out actually getting them in everything i own

  • good news man.

    it takes guts to apologize.

    so not all rednecks are evil?

  • good you sorted it out!

    i was trying to find this thread i saw last week where this kid was being a nob and they made his life hell with creative use of the internet.

    but i couldnt, and found this instead.

    Get a HARD CORE porno hi-res graphic on disk for a comodore.

    lol

  • Try here Chris
    Insect suppliers

  • why not get some bomb making tools deposit in his house and give the police an anonymous call about suspicious behaviour and get him sent to Guantanamo regardless of forced apology

  • My missus sadly owns a 1990's towmsend MTB which can be freely given to throw through windows etc....it is heavy as fcuk....

  • just lock it up nice and tight under no 6 woodseer st E1 for me.

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