What happened to me today

turpe Slash tires.

He may know it was you, but can he prove it? Also, if he's that much of a dick, there's probably a dozen people that would want to damage his property, so he may never suspect you.
Slash face with stanley knife, stick said stanley knife in one eye twist then crouch down next to him and say "....if i see you driving like a cunt again, ill be back for the other eye..