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  • if the security guards do quiz you as to what you are doing.
    just tell them that its your girlfriends bike and she foolishly lost the keys to the lock..

    and then say something like " well you know what birds are like mate, would loose their tits if they weren't attached " then he would reply with some equally chauvanist comment and forget you are stealing a bike.

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