Brick Lane Vandalism - Please Help

yes well I wasn't really phrasing there.
I think perhaps a few short & concise slogans for signs are in need. One statement, a few words, saying why we're there.

wYs = RIGHT ON! but maybe something funny, sarcastic, ironic, so it will stay longer.

• isn't "To Advertise here call eine" gone? Doesn't mean we can't do it somewhere though. I think that's a great idea. Who has the slogan?!!?
  
  

How about
"Don't steal my bike."
"Stealing bikes is stealing from the poor"
"Bike theft can destroy someone's job/life"
"I love my bike, please don't buy it from that thief" with a picture of orphan Annie or Oliver or something.

ok but like funny....