Brick Lane Vandalism - Please Help

So let's get a bunch of stupid signs, old bike frames, furniture, and the like and lock it out in front? I do believe there is a designer or two on this forum who could help us make some flyers.

I think the points should be:

1. London doesn't care about bikes
   
2. Police don't take bike theft seriously
   
3. Bicycles are some people's only affordable way to travel around this city
   
4. Bicyclists deserve support
   
5. Criminal damage of personal property will not be tolerated
   
6. Businesses who don't support bicycling shouldn't be given custom
   
7. Mean people suck.
   
8. (may I throw in) Brick Lane should only be for cycling and pedestrians
   
9. The cops know that bike theft and stolen bike sales are in the open on Brick Lane and do nothing.
   
10. Everyone loves a bit of arrospok
    
    

Come on now you creative people, draw dammit draw!