Paul Smith bibshorts *fakenger*fixie*emo*gay*citboywanker*pista*

aidan BMMF keep your sick fantasies to yourself and stop whispering me those videos of you wearing a eddy mercx cap and nothing else dancing round the kitchen with your nob tucked between your legs singing 'i will survive'.

i don't find it funny any more.

Okay, I'll just stick to the ones with me only in red Assos legwarmers balancing a pair of Phil Wood High Flange track hubs on my cock whilst doing squats to the theme from Rocky.